Ayo whattup yall this P-Tone back in the buildin. Word is bond the god bout to address a situation here nahmean. You kno when u have a nigga come by ya crib n shit..n you might not even like the nigga that much. But yalls cool or whatever. The nigga might come by to watch the game n shit. He mighta ate summa ya food or whatever. Or drank ya beers. N you cool wit that or whatever. But then the nigga wanna hang after the game n shit. N you cool wit that too. Then the nigga starts gettin hungry again or whatever n you get the nigga some snacks n shit. Nex thing you kno the nigga fallin asleep on ya couch. You bout to run n grab some shit from the drugstore or whatever...n bein that he wont leave ya crib...you jus bounce while he hangs out n shit. You get back home n the niggas droppin a load in ya bathroom or whatever....He done spilled beverages on ya tables n shit. He leavin his kicks on ya couch... namsayin. Sons a bonafied WUSH nigga. As in Why. U. Still. Here? Lets get into this tho.
Why is Yung Berg (aka WUSH Brother #1) still around? This nigga is a human punchline. Ayo n I dont mean that in no compliment type way...like he a ill nigga wit crazy punchlines n shit. This nigga is the butt of 60% of the jokes bein told round the world right now. Even if you dont kno who this nigga is...you probably in some subliminal way been talkin bout that nigga at some point when you was describin some wack shit. Like even if you aint had nobody in mind son. That hypothetical wack shit you was in one way or the other referrin to was actually Yung Berg namsayin. Anytime you thought to yaself "Nah but who the fuck is stupid enough to...?" - the answer was Yung Berg. Anytime you said to yaself "Yeah but no niggas lame enough to actually..." - nah son Yung Berg did that tho. Anytime you said to yaself "Ayo I wonder if theres a nigga out there thats wack enough to..." - ayo Yung Berg is that nigga g. This nigga is what failure would look like if it had a face, arms, legs n could talk. Son got his failure set to cruise control nahmean. That shit is on a timer. If you walkin round in Chicago somewhere n you hear a "ding" chances are you jus heard that nigga Yung Bergs failure timer go off namsayin....time for that nigga to go on a failure spree. Son cant go 5 minutes wit no failure occurrin in his life. The nigga got a failure quota to fill. Theres more "aint shit" cells in one drop of this niggas blood than there is in the entire Bush family tree son. This nigga makes Lil Mama seem like Lauryn Hill. Son got niggas thinkin "dammm can we jus get Chingy back or some shit?" Success is this niggas kryptonite. If the nigga succeeds at anything bigger than puttin his shoes on the right feet it can be fatal to the nigga son. This nigga needs failure like normal people need oxygen. Sons known more for crashin mopeds, gettin his chain snatched n catchin smacks from other rappers than he is for any of his songs too. I dont even kno how many niggas had that chain or if he ever got that shit back g. While niggas was takin pictures wit that niggas jewelry on son was leakin pictures of hisself wit his pants down in front of the mirror...even before Breezy tried that same magic formula. When you got Chris Brown bitiin ya moves you know you aint shit son. Young Berg gon always be a victim. Fuck this niggas life. Why.U. Still. Here.....niggaaaa?
Whattup Hex!
This nigga Ray-J wasnt even sposed to have a career g. If son wasnt blood related to Brandy he woulda jus been another random wack ass nigga wit no purpose for livin. This nigga qualified for WUSH status 5 minutes after he was born namsayin. Son has aunts n uncles that probably dont kno who the fuck he is. They like "ohhhhh...aint you my neices younger brother or some shit nigga?". But to give this dude a even better shot at not fallin off the face of the earth he also got Snoop as a first cousin g...jus in case Brandy decided she wanna stop carryin this nigga around. This dude is the devils "fuck you" to the world son. This is the nigga we have to thank for anything Kardashian related on tv nahmean. But son still makin "music" for some reason. I need this niggas music like I need a hemorrhage in my dick son. I wanna hear this niggas songs like I wanna see baby seals get clubbed while I eat breakfast n shit namsayin. AND the nigga collaborated wit the other most useless nigga in entertainment n came up wit a hit somehow. When him n Yung Berg stepped into the studio together back when they made "Sexy Can I" that shit was like The Cavs n the Timberwolves playin in the finals g. Like THIS season Im sayin. Those two niggas had no business comin up wit a hit...but bitches ate that shit up. Whatever tho. That was 4 years ago n neither of these niggas has done shit since then but make power fails. Even Brandy aint around no more....n she had actual talent son. So.....Why. U. Still. Here....niggaaaaa?
This bitch Snooki popped up on Tones WUSH radar before I even knew what she did for a livin son. When it turned out that she aint do nothin on earth for a livin her WUSH ratin damm near tripled n shit. I seen her on Cake Boss n the first thing that crossed Tones mind was "ayo this broad aint shit g". I aint even have to see her on her own show to kno that tho son. I aint jus sayin that cos she got the complexion of a basketball n the physique of a 4 ft tall guniea pig n shit neither. I mean...she probably looks like a stack of orange water balloons when she aint got her clothes on tho...but that aint what makes me wanna explode her wit grenades son. She kinda like one a them broads who aint got no excuse to be overflowin wit confidence n shit...but she still confident bout herself to the point where you wonderin who hypnotized the broad into believin she was special in the first place namsayin. Word is bond she be actin like dudes jus aint cuttin the mustard wit her n shit. But what you bringin to the table Snooki? That 15 minutes shoulda BEEN over tho. Listen ma...I dont watch ya show so I aint kno all the ins n outs of it like that but I was pretty sure I seen at least one broad on Jersey Shore that I aint feel like smashin wit a barbell when I did peep it. Maybe she should take a turn now. I dont kno how u blew up in the first place but...Why. U. Still. Here. Snooks?
Phat Farm. Seriously tho....this shit shoulda been kicked the bucket when FUBU n Mecca shit went out g. Who the fuck is keepin Phat Farm alive son? Russell Simmons dont even rock this shit no more son. This is some refugee shit tho. I think I seen a nigga in Libya or some shit on the news throwin rocks at a tank wit a Phat Farm sweater on n shit. So unless you out there throwin stones at military vehicles n shit yall Enyce n Phat Farm rockin niggas might wanna step yalls shit up. Thats some turmoil wear u got on. You see a dude rockin Phat Farm n you usually gon automatically assume that he dont speak english or some shit like that namsayin. Or like he jus integratin back into society n shit. Thats that just did a stretch in the pen type a gear namsayin. Ayo...Why. U. Still. Here. Phat Farm???
Cmon Timbaland. Aight listen...son got some serious wins under his belt. There aint no denyin that namsayin. But lately this nigga jus aint been deliverin. Niggas wasnt exactly holdin they breath waitin for those Timbaland Thursdays joints either son. Maybe we need the fat Timbaland back. Bring back the chubby nigga dancin round wit the gallon of fruit punch in the studio wit Jay in Fade To Black son. THAT nigga had beats. The nigga that swoll up n started rockin wifebeaters in Nelly Furtado videos aint comin wit the same caliber of beats son. We need that Timbaland with the back of his neck lookin like a pack of smokies n shit. Bring back the hotdog neck Timbo. This new Timbaland wont shut the fuck up on the songs he produces either. The Justin Timberlake Cry Me A River joint was where that shit started too. The nigga couldnt jus let JT handle the vocals. Nah Timbo needed to get his shine on. Son had too much confidence n started addin his vocals to all the songs n shit. He use to jus do the stupid noises n shit...like on the Aaliyah n Missy joints...but then he got on that "OHH THE DAMAGE IS DONE SO I GUESS IMMA BE LEAVIN" bullshit. Nigga stay off the tracks wit that corny shit. Then the nigga started jumpin on that other wack shit wit those One Republic dudes wit that "Aye aye aye.......aye aye aye" shit. Why couldnt this nigga jus shut the fuck up n let those crackers do they thing? Cmon son. U jus makin these joints unbearable b. Nevermind the fact that you shitted all over Jays Blueprint 3 too. That shit was unforgivable nigga. That album had like 6 mediocre joints at least...n 3 of those was yours g. Heres a REMINDER for you tho Timbo...WE OFF THAT bullshit you doin son. Bring back the jelly roll nigga that gave us Big Pimpin. Seriously tho...if you aint ever plannin on bringin back the ballpark franks Timbaland then.... Why. U. Still. Here....son?
Cmon Timbaland. Aight listen...son got some serious wins under his belt. There aint no denyin that namsayin. But lately this nigga jus aint been deliverin. Niggas wasnt exactly holdin they breath waitin for those Timbaland Thursdays joints either son. Maybe we need the fat Timbaland back. Bring back the chubby nigga dancin round wit the gallon of fruit punch in the studio wit Jay in Fade To Black son. THAT nigga had beats. The nigga that swoll up n started rockin wifebeaters in Nelly Furtado videos aint comin wit the same caliber of beats son. We need that Timbaland with the back of his neck lookin like a pack of smokies n shit. Bring back the hotdog neck Timbo. This new Timbaland wont shut the fuck up on the songs he produces either. The Justin Timberlake Cry Me A River joint was where that shit started too. The nigga couldnt jus let JT handle the vocals. Nah Timbo needed to get his shine on. Son had too much confidence n started addin his vocals to all the songs n shit. He use to jus do the stupid noises n shit...like on the Aaliyah n Missy joints...but then he got on that "OHH THE DAMAGE IS DONE SO I GUESS IMMA BE LEAVIN" bullshit. Nigga stay off the tracks wit that corny shit. Then the nigga started jumpin on that other wack shit wit those One Republic dudes wit that "Aye aye aye.......aye aye aye" shit. Why couldnt this nigga jus shut the fuck up n let those crackers do they thing? Cmon son. U jus makin these joints unbearable b. Nevermind the fact that you shitted all over Jays Blueprint 3 too. That shit was unforgivable nigga. That album had like 6 mediocre joints at least...n 3 of those was yours g. Heres a REMINDER for you tho Timbo...WE OFF THAT bullshit you doin son. Bring back the jelly roll nigga that gave us Big Pimpin. Seriously tho...if you aint ever plannin on bringin back the ballpark franks Timbaland then.... Why. U. Still. Here....son?
This that chunky nigga we need back...
By the way...yall remember this nigga? Yeah me neither.
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